Freudian Speaks


Did you ever get that job at Gamestop?





A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?”

“Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly is Larry’s bar?”


“I see dead people” says the little boy to the psychologist.

The psychologist turns to the boy’s dad and says, “What did I say about taking your son to the morgue?”


Shrink shark treating a young whale who has an imaginary friend.


Shrink shark treating a young whale who has an imaginary friend.

Is Paxil REALLY worth it?


I heard the withdrawal symptoms are horrible & I don’t want to be worse than I already am..

It’s horrible. The side effects are terrible. Everything about it is the worst thing you will EVER experience in your life. I tried to withdraw 3 times and failed each time. All ended up with me being sick for over a week and 2 ended up in the hospital. Try going for another type of medication OTHER THEN Paxil.

I was one month early for my Psychiatry appointment yesterday…

One MONTH. I also really needed someone to talk to

My week.

I went to visit my middle school art teacher from years ago. I told him everything that was going on with myself and he made me feel a lot better. But I don’t want to be a bother to him so i may not go back :/.

My other teacher in the school I am currently in makes me feel like shit. Makes me feel dumb, worthless, and unhappy. He use to make me smile, telling me to smile every time I seemed down. I use to tell him everything and all of my problems. I’ve cried in front of him and ever since then I feel like he doesn’t want to talk to me. I am an outcast in school now. It really sucks. Gets to the point where I am back crying myself to sleep every night. Nothing else happened that was worth saying. I also slept for 16 hours one day. woo.